nice joke,, if you understand it :)

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the interstate.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What’s going on?"

"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and
Dick Cheney.

They’re asking $100 million ransom. Otherwise they’re going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

Most people are giving about a gallon."!!